A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
– His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
– His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
– The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!